You know you're a child of the 80's if.....
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- You wanted to be like, dance like, or marry Michael Jackson.
- You owned and proudly wore parachute pants.
- You ever uttered the word “Radical”, “Tight” or “Fresh.”
- You cuffed your pants AND ironed them so the cuff would last.
- You know the profound meaning of “Wax on, Wax Off.”
- Poltergeist freaked you out.
- You ever owned either Wonder Woman or Superman underoos.
- You knew what Willis was “talkin bout”.
- One phrase – “Da plane, Da plane”.
- You tried at least once to call 867-5309 or 777-9311
- You still think Hulk Hogan is the best wrestler of all time.
- Two words – “The Clapper”
- You’re still bitter that “Wham” broke-up.
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You remember when Pee Wee Herman wasn't a pervert.
You still have a tendency to turn up the collar on your polo shirts.
You are now or have ever worn blue eye shadow and feathered hair.
Six words “this is your brain on drugs”.
You're still hoping for a NKOTB reunion tour.
You know who Martha Quinn is.
You actually believed that a folded piece of paper and your two hands could tell your fortune.
You had ringside seats for Luke and Laura’s wedding.
You ever did the following dances: “The Prep”, “Cabbage Patch”, “and The Running Man”.
You wanted to go “Where Everybody Knows Your Name”.
You ever tried getting in an out of the car through the windows like Bo & Luke Duke.
You owned jelly shoes.
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You still can't believe that Milli Vanilli was deceiving you all that time.
There was nothing to question about Bert and Ernie living together.
The phrase “Where’s the Beef” still makes you double over with laughter.
You ever wore a jheri curl.
You have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock.
You passed around a copy of “Forever” by Judy Blume.
You know that another name for a keyboard is a “synthesizer”.
You fell victim to 80’s fashion: big hair, crimped, combed over the side, asymmetrical cut, hoop earrings, and possibly the worst – you wore spandex pants.
You ever wore anything fluorescent.
You remember when Severence was actually a mall – and spent many a weekend walking from end to end.
You could break dance, or at least wished that you could.
Your first walkman weighed 10 pounds and was the size of a brick.
You ever put a quarter on a pac-man machine so you would have “next”.
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You wanted to wear a suit with a t-shirt underneath like Crockett & Tubbs.
You still wear Wet-N-Wild make-up.
You have worn (or still do) a Member’s Only jacket.
You have ever worn a Michael Jackson or Prince button.
You wanted to be on Star Search.
You have ever worn an off-centered ponytail.
You think knickers and leg warmers are cool.
You still think Donkey Kong can beat Mario up.
You still argue over who was better Tiffany or Debbie Gibson.
You still argue over who was better Prince or Michael Jackson.
You still argue over who was hotter Vanity or Apollonia
You were led to believe that by the year 2000 we would all be living on the moon.
You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.
You wanted to have an alien like ALF or E.T. living with you.
You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish.
You believed that “By the Power of Grayskull” you had the power.
You ever wanted or owned any NKOTB action figures or dolls.
Every hour you turned back to MTV to watch the “Thriller” video from the beginning.
The feeling in your thumb is just returning from holding down the big red button on the Atari joystick.
You still think banana clips were a Godsend.
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- You know all the words to "I'm Just a Bill", "Conjunction Junction", &
"Lolly's Adverbs"
- You’ve ever owned or have been injured on a Slip & Slide.
- You thought that holding a dandelion up to someone’s skin could really tell if they liked butter.
- You ever owned a pair of acid washed jeans.
- You ever wanted to be a cruise director like Julie on the Love Boat.
- You ever watched “The Great Space Coaster”.
- You know that “No Gnews is Good Gnews” with Gary Gnew.
- You had a record player that closed up like a suitcase.
- After watching a Memorex commercial - you tried to break a glass by hitting a high note.
- You know what a “burn-out” is.
- You still don’t like going to the beach because of Jaws.
- You ever told anyone you'd be back in "two minutes & two seconds".
- Water balloons were the ultimate weapon.
- Lastly, you know you’re a child of the 80’s if you’ve gone through this entire list and can relate to 99% of it!!
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